We were taking the Rav 4 for a bit of a spin, as we've not been out in it for a couple of days. I said to M, "Head to Chester". He started manoeuvring towards the nearest motorway junction. "Go straight down the main road," said I, "It's about four miles shorter to the right road." M replied, "Nah, I'm gonna jam my foot down on the motorway." A mile or so passed, and I decided to hazard a question. "Why come this way, it takes longer?" He replied, "I get to put my foot down on the motorway, the car needs to spread her legs."
After a couple of minutes of helpless laughing from me, I suggested, "I think you meant to say stretch her legs!" 
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Posts archive for: 27 December, 2008
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Out for a drive and a spread of the legs...!
@ 2008-12-27 – 23:58:26
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New TV, same old shit broadcasts!
@ 2008-12-27 – 17:18:03
We went out yesterday and bought a new TV. I should explain that this was not just a silly splurge, but done with reason. We re-gigged the lounge so we could get the Christmas Tree in. As a result, the TV went in to the corner of the room. We have a big lounge, and the TV was only a 28" screen. I sit furthest away in the opposite corner. I couldn't bloody read anything on it - and I've got 20/20 eyesight! M also had the same problem, but he does wear glasses. "We need a bigger telly" I said. Crimbo sales called and we found a nice 40" LCD TV with a fabulous clear picture and a built in free view box!
My Wii games never looked so good!
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