Bearcub's Soapbox

Okay, week one consisted of a 2.6mile run. End of week one.

Week two consisted of removal of almost all crap from diet. No sweets, no crisps, no sugary shite of any kind. And a run of 2.6 miles

Week three, removal of shit as above, replacement of sweet stuff with low fat yogurt. 2.6 mile run. Hopefully, upper body exercises should be a feature on thursday.

Week four will start the portion control section of the diet. I may be really hungry by this time next week.

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I think I've had sex with quite a few of them already, but there's one or two I've got an eye on at the mo...

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or night, Never morning.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup, but I've been far more interesting places...

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Got a pretty good stash actually!

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. At the same time.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Everyone x

9. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Anyday.

10. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Sleeping.
Snoring.
Rolling over.
(I generally don't have sex in bed.)

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, couldn't walk straight for about a week!!!!

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
At home.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a wardrobe.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup, the police officers were less than understanding.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Too Many times to count!

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Too many times to count!

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Errr... just once or twice...

18. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Yep. Seats don't make for easy access.

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup, the police were definately less than impressed at that one!

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Too Often to recount!

23. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I have them somewhere!

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, I generally don't ask.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really, it's more of a starter than a main course.

27. What's your favourite sexual position?
On me back, or against a wall!

28. What's your favourite sex act?
Anything with leather, rubber, ropes and chains!

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
What tonight? No. But yes, many times.

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week?
Knowing the number of times I've seen it already, I'd have to say lots of the kinky buggers!

How strange it feels to come back home
To find you are not there.
You always waited by the house,
Or underneath the car.
How strange that I can see you now,
Running down the path.
That happy grin across your face,
Pleased that I've come home.

The little things you did,
Putting a paw on the door.
Biting me softly on the nose,
To show me that you care.
You'd cuddle up in to my face,
And drool right down my neck.
Your face would smile, all the while
Purring your content.

I went in to your garden,
And sat upon the seat.
The one I built from sleepers,
On which you promptly set your feet.
I can see you even now,
Smiling in the dark.
You are still here with me,
If only in my heart.

Tomorrow will be very hard,
For I must carry you home once more.
Only this time I won't see that smile,
Or see you set your foot upon the door.
The seat beside me is now cold,
I miss your presence even more.
But I will always love you,
For that you can be sure.

My little Baby Boy was lost today, he was hit by a car this morning, while crossing the road to come home for his breakfast. Found him not long after it happened.

Just wanted to share a little snapshot of him with you all, because he meant the world to me.

He was almost human. Never aloof, which cats have a reputation for. If I sat down, he would be beside me. Loyalty seen previously in dogs and very few cats in the world. He would come running home when he heard the van pull up. He was really special to me, and I can't tell you how lonely the house feels now. Our only consolation is that we can see that he did not suffer, the impact killed him instantly. It's a little comfort to know that his last thoughts would have been:

"Dad, Daddy, Breakfast"

Goodnight BooBoo, love you little man.

PS Might not be around for a few days x

Started running as I'm too damn fat! I've found an app for the iPhone that tracks your progress using the GPS system. It's called Runkeeper, and you can play your music at the same time. It shows you a map of your run, gives you the length of the run and the time taken. It also gives you a graph to show how fast you're going - I've taken a photo so all becomes a bit clearer! I've also highlighted the section of the graph that shows my fastest running speed - a whopping 9.26 miles per hour!

Not bad for a first go!

I'm now sat here with Radian B Muscle run on my legs, in the hope I'll be able to walk tomorrow!!

PS Thanks to Scoobs for once again helping me out as I'm a dumbass and can't get things right - it's a good job someone concentrates round, although in fairness I've just run 2.57 miles in 31 minutes!!!

Just thought I'd show you all a pic of my new live setup - I've only got the one guitar here, however for gigs I'll have two, the red and white ones! Got to admit, it looks pretty professional to my eyes, and yes, I've got two amps now, I kind of bought another one...!Sent from my iPhone

My name is Jon and I will no longer tolerate online stalkers or trolls.
I will not allow my friends or self to be subject to narrow minded attacks, comments and postings. Whether it is here on Blog UK or other sites of Social Networking including Twitter.

Although I have not been subjected to inapropriate postings here, I have witnessed harassment of friends.

I choose not to give energy to the innane and purile ramblings of individuals who make underhand posts to score ego points for their own weak personalities at the expense of another bloggers feelings. I choose not to visit their tawdry attempts at self gratuity nor comment.

There is a right to post of course where there is just cause however to set out in deliberate attempts of attack persons or individuals and not have the honour to approach said individuals is base and judgemental.

I am free to post in my own style with my own interests and not be subject to attack as is the right of the individual there is no read to read if you dislike the subject matter, needless to say I would not willingly cause overt offence.
1. Comments may be deleted as can posts.

2. Post can be ignored.

3. False and cruel profiles set up to cause upset will be reported as innapropriate.

4. Those who believe that cruelty and underhand comments and posts directed at friends and self with absolutely no cause is acceptable will if required be dealt with via unconvientional means at my disposal. Indeed the Quantum Nature of our Multiverse and Energy Magick shows that the spell has already been cast as their actions will be returned with just vengeance until they eventually learn in this life or another the error of their actions.

The challenge is to list your favourite genre of music, then list your favourite song outside that genre.

My favourite genre is Heavy Rock/Metal, 70's to nowies.

My favourite piece that doesn't fit this is:

Mars, from the Planets, composed by Gustav Holst.

1 Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
The "mad in the head" business partner. Life would be perfect if that would happen.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Generally with my finger, but occasionally with my foot for fun.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yup. I'm allergic to windscreens.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
At 30? Not bloody likely!

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Air.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman, albeit a shorter fatter version.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
I like donna kebab calzones.

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
No, they don't do it!

9. What song do you hate the most?
The seasons by Vivaldi... so sickly sweet. Ugh. It's the chav of classical music.

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No, I've got heavy metal in there at the mo!

11.What are your super powers?
Low grade telepathy, and seriously powerful empathy.

12 Peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint.

13.Where are your car keys?
In my coat pocket.

14. Last song you listened to?
Echoes by Pink Floyd.

15. What's your most annoying habit?
Farting loudly.

16 Where did you last go on vacation?
Blackpool.

17. What is your best physical feature?
My ass, apparently!

18. What CD is closest to you right now?
Sadly, Vera Lynn's We'll Meet Again - it's a birthday Pressie for Myke's Mum!

19.What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Cider, Yoghurts, Cheese.

20 What superstition do you believe/practice?
Never cross on the stairs.

21. What color are your bed sheets?
Grey black and white

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
Bird, that way I could shit on everyone who shat on me.

23. Last thing you broke?
Yet another set of headphones for my iPhone.

24 What are you having to eat tonight?
Already had it. And it was very nice Key Lime Pie.... nom.

25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey.

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing?
Skateboarding, rollerblading, or shagging.

27. Do security cameras make you nervious?
Yes, I don't believe that the government has any right to watch us go about our lawful business.

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
"Putting that there might be a mistake, but go ahead...."

29. Last time you went to a cemetery?
Couple of days ago. Had to deliver funeral flowers.

30. Last concert you went to?
Queen + Paul Rodgers at the Liverpool Echo Arena

31. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Brian May, solo. He was superb.

32. Next concert you're planning to attend?
My own on the 21st of November. After that Alter Bridge 2010 tour (I hope!)

33. Do you talk to yourself?
Yep. I like my own conversation.

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet?
Yup, he's sat beside me now!

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born?
Nope, and I'm happy for it to stay that way!

I know I've been very remiss of late. No posts for weeks... naughty Bearcub.

So I thought I'd give you all a recount of recent events.

Work has been mad. Completely bonkers.

However, I have had my first real break since May 2008. I've been off since Friday, and am not working till tuesday. I've been to Blackpool for a couple of nights. Got completely wellied. Got up to some stuff that shall not be published. Went to a rock club and moshed the night away!

I've continued to let my hair grow. Everyone said I looked like wolverine from Xmen. So I messed about with the clippers and fashioned the beard to match... now I do look like wolverine.

Especially after a little work with Digital Image Pro and a photo of Hugh Jackman...